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Three expectant mothers are in a doctors waiting room, all knitting. After a while, they start to chat over their knitting and Funny Warning Unless You Look Like This Don’t Learn On My Welder Shirt ask each other what supplements they are taking for their babies. The first says “I’m taking calcium so my baby has strong teeth and bones”. The second says “I’m taking Vitamin B so my baby grows tall and strong”. The third says “I’m taking thalidomide”. Horrified the other two mothers ask her “Why on earth are you taking that?”. She says “Because I can’t knit sleeves”. I thought you were pretty cool. Because you had an Odessa tattoo but then I realized you’re actually a fucking loser because it’s actually a D&D dice tattoo. There’s must be something in welding fumes that make you need a dozen coffees and a thousand beers. I weld too. No roast. More like sympathy. Now, you look like the whiskey dick would kick in before the beer goggles. Thank God. Definitely this. I’d be more likely to pay $399 for a quality piece with free shipping than I would be to pay $349 and $50 shipping (might even be willing to go for free shipping over Funny Warning Unless You Look Like This Don’t Learn On My Welder Shirt something is $299 with $50 shipping, to be honest).
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